The Romantic Love System

Fall in love with one person above all others.  Feel like you can’t live without them, but then try it for a while.  Move to a different city. Then try moving into a home with them, but express resentment about the loss of your independence. Attempt to recover your independence by establishing electronic-emotional connections with people that you barely know. Try social networking. Be secretive about your internet activities so that your lover becomes suspicious and jealous.  Respond to their feelings with aggressive indignation, and then, later, attempt to regain an intimate connection. Repeat as necessary.