The Ring Tone Assignment System

Some friends will receive their own ring tones.  People who do not receive their own ring tones may be grouped together according to social affiliation, and a tone will be set for the entire group.  Songs for ringtones will be chosen based on a friend’s personality . For example, Jenn Nunes will receive “Maneater” as her ringtone, because she is one. Matt Sandler will receive “Sharp Dressed Man.” People who require too much attention on the phone will be given ring tones that are irritating, such as the sound of breaking glass. Phone calls from people with substance abuse problems will not be answered after 7pm. Calls will not be returned in the order they are received. 
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