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The Fucking Your Cat System

Don’t believe what the internet says. Fucking your cat is a two-person job. Find a partner and a Q-tip. Pretend that what you are about to do is funny. If relevant, joke about the potential impact on your sex life. Find the cat. Find the cat’s vagina. The cat’s vagina is located below its anus. The vagina will be engorged. Hold the cat while your partner inserts the Q-tip into its vagina. Move the q-tip in and out of the cat’s vagina until the cat indicates relief. Do not look at your partner while he or she is fucking the cat. Do not look at the cat. Look at a wall or a shiny or brightly colored object. Dispose of the q-tip immediately.