The Aztecs invented nintendo and tree branches. I was going to play ping-pong yesterday. Sometimes when small children scream they sound like small children. Last night, I squeezed my roommate’s cat. People who live in a village made from green vegetables might think I am a bad person. Mother is doing fine. We spoke on the telephone recently. She said the high school where I grew up is pregnant. When I turn forty-five maybe I am going to marry a twenty-eight-year-old high school and get her pregnant. If your high school is ten years old then maybe someday it will carry my children.